I'm gonna procreate again, y'all!

For serious.

Does Britney have to shop exclusively at Forever 21 for her maternity wear? This is ridiculous.

Girl, I gots to tell ya. I am not hating on the chunk. Cause that would be wrong. Like we don't all have fat pants that we wear when we're terrified of anyone actually requesting to see us naked.

But seriously. How is it that you have a "fat" mini-skirt?

WTF, chica. WTF.

Now, here's the really sad part. I can't tell if this pic has been doctored, but sadly, it could totally be real these days.

Toxic for real, yo.